I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
Imagine two people making love on top of a unicorn . . . my life is the opposite of that.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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