So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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