The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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