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(770): View more from Georgia

Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex

(404): View more from Georgia

Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut

(770): View more from Georgia

Fuck. Wron person. But yea

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(734): View more from Michigan

The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.

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(802): View more from Vermont

my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...

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(301): View more from Maryland

Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.

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(404): View more from Georgia

Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

He had a curved dick....must be a european thing

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(479): View more from Arkansas

it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am

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(541): View more from Oregon

Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"

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