Kareoke will never be a sober sport
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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