I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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