My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
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