We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I spilled a beer on myself, so I went back to my place to change. The city marshall was at my door with a warrant. That beer cost me 760 bucks.
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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