he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
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