your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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