STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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