what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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