Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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