it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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