is wine microwaveable?
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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