Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
What's dad's email?
[email protected]
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
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