Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
Randomize
