I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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