Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Your cock deserves a montage
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
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