Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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