3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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