Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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