there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
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