do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
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