The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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