I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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