Don't make out with my wife yet
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
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