NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Threesome in a minivan. New low
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
Randomize
