hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
She announced her abortion via fbk
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
