i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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