She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
cat food counts as protein by the way
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Randomize
