Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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