what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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