That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
Randomize
