just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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