So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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