in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
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