It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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