I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
So for two years my friend Mark has been building a catapult in his basement. Yesterday he realized it's too big to get it out.
You need to give me a reason immediately why he is your friend.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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