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(513): View more from Ohio

you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her

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(914): View more from New York

after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.

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(206): View more from Washington

My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed

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(302): View more from Delaware

when are you leaving homes?

(610): View more from Pennsylvania

it's 7:51. why the fuck are you awake at 7:51

(302): View more from Delaware

I had a sex dream about Oprah.

(610): View more from Pennsylvania

go back to sleep

(302): View more from Delaware

dude. it was a sex dream. about. Oprah.

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(619): View more from California

We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"

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(774): View more from Massachusetts

I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed

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(+33): View more from France

And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment

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(815): View more from Illinois

I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...

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