My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
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