well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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