You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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