Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
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