Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
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