so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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