WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
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