This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
When you have to have Siri remind you that you're on your period cuz you're so drunk you keep forgetting about tampons it might be time to call it a night.
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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