so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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