i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
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